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• Can’t wait for Star Wars Episode XII: Dude, Where’s My Jedi? 1 day ago
• Made smoothie to share with 18yo Gorgeous Daughter Me: Want to know what’s in it? GD: Ok Me: Banana, blueberries GD… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 days ago
• I think what we're seeing here is the reason you don't do all this split squad nonsense in the preseason. When you'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
• Told a fledgling writer last night that if writing is what you do, and you keep doing it, and your definition of su… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago