You can tell a lot about a writer’s stuff in ten pages.

Want to know where your stuff sits?

Ask the ‘Ten Page Sage’!

This special, limited-time-only mentorship service is suitable for beginners, emerging authors and Booker Prize winners (well, some of the ones I’ve read).  Perfect as a gift – for a birthday, bat mitzvah, wake, gender re-assignment or dishonourable discharge from the army.  Your special someone will be eternally grateful.

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